Its morning again!
And my life is still in a fog! Man! Why this life for such a
young bud, like me?
Can’t open my eyes for all the money in the world! Here mom
is pulling my blanket, once again!
Can hear her daily rant through a fog...look at the time....don’t
make me drag you today too!
Oh, drag! Why can’t I sleep for just a few more mins? Aah! Pulled the blanket over my eyes, once
again, hehehe....mom is in kitchen, I can steal three more winks..Snore snore
sore.......dduuuhhh! What? What? huh..Who? Whats happening? Oh! Mom! Please gimme
a few mins, for god’s sake, I am sleepy still!
Voice in fog says”Yeah sure, we all are! I was too..When I
got up an hour earlier. But I am working in the kitchen now, aren’t I? And for
you that is! Now get up...”
Maaa!!! Please, I can’t open my eyes!
Try splashing some water on your face and get ready...You
have only 15mins left now.
But mom! The bus comes only after 6:30!
I know! No one got hurt by being 5 mins early.
Snore snore snore....
SAAADD!!!! My legs suddenly get dropped on the floor.... Aahhh!!!
Mom! Am falling!”
No you aren’t! Mom holds my arm and makes me stand, and
then takes me to the bathroom. And gives the brush in my hands...
I give you exactly 5 mins to be out of the bath...remember
to at least use facewash! Never bathes!!Ugh!
I stand there and try to wake up. Ok, brush in my hand...ok,
toilet seat....my eyes are closing again...snnnsnnnshhshhh......
Gawwd!!! I think I have finished...Did i brush? On my teeth?
Oh! Whatever...where’s the door handle...ok this is it.open. Try to keep eyes
open or mom will start all over again!
Slowly...walk...ok...table...ok...chair...ok.. bed...slosh! Aahhh!!!pillow...aahh!blanket...snnnsnnnnsnnore....
SSAADDD!!!!
Uuhh! Yes mom , Am awake...
Keep your eyes wide, do it do it ....yes mom, no mom, am not
sleeping again...please, mom don’t take
the blanket, am feeling cold...
You sure do...wonder why I am the only one sweating early
morning? Look at the time....bus...late...dress...snnsnnnnsnnore...SSAADD! I
SAID GO GET DRESSED! Horrible boy won’t even look at his timetable to arrange
his books....lazy bum .carries all the 5 kgs....teacher....heavy...small
kids......snnnsnnnsnnore...
Aahh! Mom, that hurts, don’t hold me so tight!! I will get
dressed, ok ok...ok see? I have got up!
Look am going to my
cupboard.....hmmm...concentrate, man, do...till i hit the bus seat, then i can
settle away,once again...dress dress dress....underwear....where shd i look?
MOM!!! I can’t find my underwear! Ok ok...I saw it...ok....MOM!!! MY
Socks....yeah sure...I found them...
Yeah yeah...am doing it, yes don’t worry, i wont miss the
bus...
Voice from kitchen: How many times have I told you, to
arrange your books in the night itself....?
Mom? Do you have a few mins for me? Please, I haven’t taken
the prints for Maths live...pls ma! Please take the prints while I dress up...
Horrible fellow! What prints now? U have only 5 mins to
catch the bus!
Yeah mom, it will take only 2 mins. I will be all ready by
the time u give me that.
AARRGGHH!!! Remember
this is the last time I am helping you out.....grumble mumble.... (Mom is
opening her laptop, and he comes to stand beside her!)
SSAADDD!! Go now and stand near the door, all ready, see the
time, its 6.30 already! Oh my god! This time I am not chasing the bus, I almost
got killed yesterday!
See, mom, Am ready...
Yeah, where are the shoes?
I will wear near the door.
Ok here are the prints, keep them inside the file or it will
tear...ok, don’t open the bag now, do it in the bus. If u can get it now...oh
god! Its 6.32!
Go go go!
Mom, please! Give my watch at least! And I may stay back,
give me a five.
Sigh! Here, take both in your hand and go now....u may still
catch the bus...its 6.35!
Ok mom! Bye, khuda hafiz!
Khuda hafiz, be careful on the stairs... (Stairs? Where? I
go in the lift!!)
Sheesh!! She won’t lock the door, she is sure I will return.
6.40, 6.45.
There’s the bus! Mom! I could have got another 5 mins of
sleep....
